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I met this guy Eric Scuderi at Melons, and he seemed really nice we went out a few times and he ended up being a total asshole, dating a million girls at once!  He only texts to hook up, the worst part is he's actually fat!


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24. I think he's over 50 now and still rents an SRO apt above Melon's.
11/12/2009 2:46:22 PM
23. Eric and I stopped dating over 7 years ago and I still google him daily... sigh.
11/12/2009 2:40:35 PM
22. OK, now I'm following this because it's very funny and I'm very bored, but seriously...how are so many different people finding this?? Are all of you randomly googling "eric scuderi"? Why?? As an aside, I agree with #21. Except for that extra "very" in front of handsome. Let's not get too crazy.
11/12/2009 12:57:09 PM
21. what a bunch of bitter whiners. I have known Eric for over 10 years. He is one of the most LOYAL people I know. Anyone that knows him well would agree. He may have a commitment issue, but seriously..if he's not into you..he's just not into you. Incidentally, he is, very handsome, great in bed, doesn't live with his parents, and isn't even near 40...get your facts straight losers. V
11/12/2009 11:56:12 AM
20. 15... I expected a better response...weak.
11/12/2009 7:59:09 AM
19. I "dated" Eric a few years back until I realized what his agenda was. He tends to "date up"...younger, preppy, blondes. Enough about that though...I am probably going to regret asking this but...#5 what is the weird thing about his butt that you are referring to??? P.S. I met him at Melon's.
11/11/2009 7:20:27 PM
18. This is the funniest thing I've read in weeks.
11/9/2009 3:34:56 PM
17. omg. I'm #1 and #2. Just checked back here to see if I got a response. WTF is going on here?? Get a life people. I'm sorry if you think eric has wronged you in some way, but just move on. And whoever owns this post- I guess that would be the person who posted the original tweet?- just take it down. This whole thing is wrong- and the mean things posted are FALSE.
11/9/2009 12:25:13 PM
16. Hey 13, or should I say Glenn Close: A) this is not ES B) don't start something you can't finish and C) get a life and stop making an ass of yourself! This post can get crowded very quickly and it's you that looks like the ass not him, especially now that you've given yourself away. And you seemed so normal . . . #11
11/9/2009 12:41:03 AM
15. eric, it is you writing all of this. This could have been let go until you called someone chubby. Of all people, you should never be calling someone chubby.
11/8/2009 10:16:42 PM
14. Seriously 13... Why are you googling him to be so negative? What's your problem?
11/8/2009 9:49:30 PM
13. How many times do people google "eric scuderi", find this post and then want to defend him? Not very often. Keeping that in mind, I'm pretty sure that the past few posts are all by ERIC SCUDERI who must be monitoring this site. PATHETIC.
11/8/2009 9:25:49 PM
12. My girlfriends all know this guy. He was seen hanging out with some chubby blonde in amagansett for most of the summer. Apparently, a big step down from his gf the previous summer. He is rumored to be really bad in bed and actually lives with his parents.
11/8/2009 7:20:31 PM
11. Posts 7,5,4,3 and original: is your next order of business to leave a dead rabbit on his stove? Call your BFFs or your mothers to deal with your bitterness. Pathetic ladies, pathetic.
11/8/2009 2:36:54 PM
10. Seriously ladies, what's all the fuss? Mr. Scuderi never promises more than he can deliver: satisfaction guaranteed. So when you fall for his charms don't project your misplaced hostility, especially in such a shameful anonymous public forum.
11/8/2009 11:08:12 AM
9. Seriously? Who are you people? Channel whatever issues you have somewhere else then a public website. Join a support group and get a life. Welcome to NYC dating chicas....
11/7/2009 7:58:03 PM
8. #7: posting this sort of content in a public forum speaks volumes about your character/ethics.
11/7/2009 4:23:51 PM
7. Oh, come on post #2 and #6. The truth hurts.
11/7/2009 4:13:06 PM
6. I agree with post #2 -- Eric is a good friend of mine and making anonymous hurtful posts about someone is NOT cool... men and women dating around in nyc is nothing new and hardly newsworthy.
11/7/2009 1:55:37 PM
5. LOL!!!! This is BRILLIANT. Ladies, I am LOVING THIS!!! I've never slept with the guy, but I've heard that he's not bad in bed, but he has a very weird thing about his butt? And YES- he is FAT and NOT CUTE. He has these beedy little eyes. I think he gets girls by wearing them down and pretending to be nice. OH! And he pretends to manage a hedge fund, when he's really just a stupid day trader! He doesn't even own his apartment and he's like 42 or something. Spends all of his money on alcohol!!! RUN AWAY!!!
11/3/2009 9:24:14 PM
4. Another thing- he prowls Match.com- that's where I met him. Be VERY careful! Match.com, melon's, pj clarke's. All hot spots for him. STAY AWAY!!
11/3/2009 8:55:42 PM
3. ha ha! was just alerted to this by a friend. this is so eric scuderi!! I "dated" him all summer, or so I thought. Ended up he was sleeping with someone else the whole time! And he IS fat!! And I'm honestly a very attractive woman. AND successful. Not the usual slut you would think he would be with. And objectively, so is the other girl he was sleeping with. There are no boundaries to who will fall for his crap. STAY AWAY ladies!!
11/3/2009 8:52:20 PM
2. eric is a friend of mine and although he may date around a lot and your experience with him was clearly sub-optimal, it's not cool to post this in a public forum. He's a good guy with some issues re: commitment. Sorry he wasn't that into you, but just move on.
11/3/2009 5:26:15 PM
1. who wrote this?
11/3/2009 5:20:20 PM